The Mo’Kelly Report


Pics for the Day – Mo’Kelly with Kimberly Elise and Vanessa Williams
04.29.2010, 2:47 PM
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Some days, it’s good to be the king.

Actress Kimberly Elise

Actress Vanessa Williams

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Criminal Girls…Back to Court – Injunction to Force Audit

Julia Brogdon Purnell

On May 3, Ruth Major attorney for former Supreme Basileus Julia Purnell will be in court to support an injunction to force a forensic audit of Alpha Kappa Alpha’s books.  If the name Ruth Major sounds familiar, it’s because she’s also the attorney representing former employee Kenitra Shackelford in her wrongful termination case against the sorority.

In other words, the walls are closing in on Barbara A. McKinzie.  For those who’ve asked, Mo’Kelly doesn’t have any other information on the ongoing IRS investigation of the sorority.  It’s not likely any public information will be released unless indictments are made against the sorority or other responsible parties.  Below you find the court documents surrounding the May 3 court date.

Document one HERE

Document two HERE

Document three HERE

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Tax Day Tea Party (Video) – For Your Enjoyment
04.23.2010, 2:58 PM
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Tea Party and Racism – Lovers and Friends Part II

And there’s PLENTY more where these came from.  How immigration, communism, marxism and Kenya apply to a “principled” opposition on HEALTH CARE…Mo’Kelly isn’t sure.  But yes, the Tea Party isn’t racist and Mo’Kelly resents the implication.  They are not racist and y’all should stop insinuating they are.

You have no evidence to suggest they are (racist).  These pictures actually are all leftist plants, both young and old.  They’re emailing, faxing and using crayons with reckless abandon, all intent of smearing the good name of the Tea Party.  The Liberal Left is hiring children to create and stand beside signs which “wrongly” paint the Tea Party as racist and xenophobic.  And until you can show Mo’Kelly any evidence that these photos are real, Mo’Kelly isn’t buying.

Uh…yeah.

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Or how about this from New York gubernatorial and Tea-Party backed candidate Carl Paladino?!

The Huffington Post uncovered this…click HERE

Nothing to see here ladies and gentlemen…all just a coincidence, misunderstanding and an elaborate conspiracy smear-campaign by the Liberals to discredit the Tea Party.  Negroes disperse, let’s keep this area clear…keep it moving…nothing to see.

RELATED:

Tea Party and Racism…Lovers and Friends PART ONE:

Tea Party and Stupidity…Lovers and Friends

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The Proof of Racism Against Congressman John Lewis?
04.19.2010, 1:52 PM
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Congressman John Lewis

Congressman John Lewis’ office sent this to Mo’Kelly today, regarding a voicemail left no March 22nd, the apex of the health care debate.  Of course, this is just one individual and ostensibly isn’t representative of any organization per se…it is indicative of the UNDERCURRENT of this debate.  The opposition to health care reform is intertwined with the issues of race.

How someone manages to combine, “communism,” “socialism” and “N*****” into the same message about “health care”…Mo’Kelly isn’t quite sure.  Here is the voice mail, straight from Congressman Lewis’ offices…

But of course, NOBODY from the Tea Party would EVER call Congressman Lewis “N*****” or spit upon Congressman Cleaver.  That would NEVER happen (wink, wink).

***********@mail.house.gov
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2010 2:24 PM
To: Morris O’Kelly
Subject: FW: Voice Message
Importance: High

Morris:

Here’s the background.  This voice mail came in to Cong. Lewis’s office on Sun. March 22nd a couple of hours after the health care vote was taken in the House.  The call was phoned into our District office in Atlanta.  We have had this tape ever since then, but have held it because the Congressman has not wanted to disseminate destructive language.

There are those who seem to disbelieve that destructive communication and acts are a part of this debate. The Cong. is fully aware that this tape does not characterize everyone who opposes health care reform, but he does see this as the kind of language that should be rejected wherever it arises in any area or aspect of political discourse.

***** *****

Office of The Honorable John Lewis

343 Cannon House Office Building

Washington, DC 20515

http://www.house.gov/johnlewis

Click HERE (Warning: Vulgar Language)

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Basketball Wives…Where? Show Mo’Kelly

Basketball Wives?

You mean there is a VH-1 “reality” TV show regarding the day-to-day lives of those women whose “claim to fame” or “primary contribution” is the successful seduction of a professional basketball athlete?

Did Mo’Kelly miss something?

(Well in fact, Mo’Kelly did)

Upon further and closer inspection, the “reality” television program Basketball Wives really doesn’t showcase many “basketball wives” at all in “reality.”  Let’s meet  the cast members.

Shaunie O’Neal (“Executive Producer”) – As the ink dries on her divorce papers with Shaquille

Shaunie O'Neal

O’Neal, it’s safe to say she is no longer a “basketball wife.”  She is by definition a basketball “ex-wife” and a recovering groupie.  Also, in Essence magazine, Shaunie had this to say on the so-called “unsavory” and “unscrupulous” nature of groupies and their negative influences on happy marriages.

According to Shaunie, Shaq’s trade to Miami is what broke up their marriage.

“Miami is a great city. It just wasn’t a great city for our marriage. I know they say L.A. has its groupies, but Miami has a different mentality.

Even going to the games, the whole environment is so different. Girls are practically sitting in their bra and panties in the arena. When you’re trying to keep your husband, that’s a lot to take. It was a whole new lifestyle I wasn’t ready for. Apparently we didn’t have a strong enough foundation for Shaq to withstand that type of temptation.”

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Interestingly enough, Shaunie made no mention of the “scandal” surrounding her first marriage to one of Shaq’s business partners and the “controversy” over whether her first child was fathered by her then-husband the deacon or Shaquille O’Neal the “Diesel.”

Groupies she says?  Marital foundation?  Moving right along…

Suzie (is Gonna) Ketcham

Suzie Ketcham (fitting name) DATED and birthed two children of Michael Olowokandi, arguably the biggest non-injury-related bust in the history of the NBA.  According to her show bio, they DATED for ten years…whatever that means.  Nowhere was there any mention of a marriage license or associated ceremony.  So her resumé, (and Mo’Kelly uses that word VERY loosely) now reads “met NBA player, gave him two kids, garners child support and lands TV show.

You have to love America.  No, really.  You HAVE to love America.

Next thing you know, you can be a prostitute, sleep with the governor and end up with your own “advice” column and on the cover of Playboy.  Or give birth to 14 kids you can’t afford and land your own TV show.  If or when those things happen, hell would have officially dropped below 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

In other news Beelzebub was recently seen purchasing an overcoat, earmuffs and mittens.

Royce Reed, former GIRLFRIEND of Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard.  They

"Rolls" Royce Reed

have one child together.  And oh yeah, she’s a former Orlando Magic dancer.  Resumé reads – danced at basketball games for $50.00 per game, seduced Dwight Howard and landed TV show about “Basketball Wives” though she’s never been married.  According to the show’s website, “Royce’s hardest task with the other wives will be debunking the negative stereotype that the wives have against team dancers.”

First, “wives” is plural.  There is only one “wife” on this program.  Secondly, groupies have a caste system?  Groupies are concerned about stereotypes?  Groupies who never even made it to the promised land of “wifey” frown upon being lumped together with groupie team dancers? Groupies have superiority complexes and set-trip on each other?

This is all so hard to understand.  You mean that there is an ethos, employee handbook or code of conduct regarding groupie activities?  Does that mean it’s somehow MORE “honorable” to (allegedly) leave your deacon husband for his business partner Shaquille O’Neal, than working as a team dancer solely for the purpose of wrangling an NBA player?

Really?  There are guidelines, rules and regulations for pandering to the lowest common female denominator?  I guess you learn something new every single day.

And anytime this show wants to offer up a real SPOUSE, for this television program regarding WIVES (plural) of basketball players…Mo’Kelly is ready.  I’m here all day…

Evelyn Lozada (left) and daughter

Evelyn Lozada– ex fiancée (read: EX-GIRLFRIEND) of Antoine Walker.  Yes, that would be the same Antoine Walker who recently filed for bankruptcy after pissing away more than $110 million in NBA earnings.  In her free time, Evelyn likes to knit, meditate and experiment with finger paints.  She likes pretty colors.  Notice in the video below she acknowledges breaking up with Walker about six months ago…right around the same time he filed for bankruptcy.

Purely a coincidence.

Gloria Govan

Gloria Govan – present fiancée (read:Baby-Mama twice over) of Matt Barnes.  Allegedly they will soon marry.  Her sister Laura is the fiancée of Gilbert Arenas and rumored to have had an affair with Shaquille O’Neal while married to Shaunie.  In other words, there’s more than one Govan groupie gallivanting around.

Lord Hammercy!

On the show titled Basketball Wives, only TWO of the six cast members have ever been anywhere near an altar as a bride.  And as of the first episode, only ONE is actually a “Basketball Wife.”  This show should be renamed, Some Groupie Chicks Who Slept With and at Times Birthed Children to NBA Players + 1 Wife.

Jennifer Williams

Jennifer Williams – Current wife of former NBA journeyman Eric Williams.  If you already knew who Eric was, you truly are an NBA fan and a sports trivia phenom.  Yes, Mo’Kelly had to google to find out.  So neither of them has amassed any stardom or celebrity per se…but Jennifer is legit nonetheless.  She is the lone wife on the whole TV show.  I guess one in 6 isn’t bad.

(And just FYI…I do have a number of female friends who are married to or have had children with athletes or entertainers.  Doing so doesn’t a priori make you a groupie…but these heifers above [save Williams] don’t pass that litmus test.  But when your ONLY meaningful achievement in life is connected to the athlete…

Exactly.)

RELATED: And Speaking of “Housewives” – Nene Leakes You’re Kidding Right?

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Ray J and ‘Sister’ Featured in JET Magazine
04.12.2010, 1:09 PM
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Anybody who knows Mo’Kelly, knows that Mo’Kelly has nothing but “nice” things to say about Ray J’s “sister.”  So it’s only appropriate that when when Ray J and his “sister” appeared as the cover story in JET magazine this week…Mo’Kelly celebrates right along with them.

As for those of you out there who think that Ray J’s sister looks astoundingly like the late Helen Martin of 227 fame…you’re on crack.  That’s not funny and please stop emailing Mo’Kelly about how someone photoshopped Helen Martin’s mug onto Ray J’s sister’s thorax.  That’s his sister, period.  Props to Bootane Bootus who sent this along.

ALSO: Mo’Kelly Steps on Moesha (Slide video to 8:45 in)

BUT WAIT…There’s More…

Ray J Sings the National Anthem (or at least tries)

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