The Mo’Kelly Report

Rev. Hunter – U need to step down and give up. Judge Irma Brown Dillion (& her gay husband with the $500k) needs to follow him out the door, you’ve taken 500k loans from the Church. After the FBI comes in you all will have your day. I 100% support Rev.LaMothe actions, she will WIN.

On the news:

Hunter: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…”

I’m laughing. I shouldn’t be, but I am.

Take note Presiding Elders and Bishops, this is what comes from letting pastors have free rein to introduce doctrinal anomalies that are not a part of the AME Discipline. Authorized text should be limited to the Discipline, AME Hymnal, and the Bible.

The doctrine endorsed in “God’s Armor Bearer” was reviewed in Amazon.com as being problematic and ripe for abuse when employed by a devious pastor.

Capitulation of one Christian to another is not the teachings of Christ. Christ is the one master, teacher, leader and we are all brothers and no respecters of persons.

You have followed a false prophet, Constance Fortune, and your golden calf will soon be shown to be fool’s gold. May the truth deliver you.

All I can say – IF YOU DIDN’T DO IT – THEN DROP YOUR PANTS!

All I have to say is “Ewwwwwwwwwwwe!” I guess we can be expecting a stained blue dress? Obviously Rev. Hunter isn’t too smart to leave written evidence of infidelity. What is done in the dark will come to light, and Rev. Hunter provided the flashlight on this one!

Oh Mo’Kelly you didn’t go there did you? We know John Hunter ain’t no believer in anything but how to rip off FAME and harass women.

I can’t wait to see that 4-5 inch mark on his buttocks. I wonder if Brenda was getting that confused with his 4.5 inch front organ? Shit in the dark I guess you can’t tell the difference.

Mo’Kelly, did you ever think that Hunter was such the poet? Who knew the negro could write such moving words when he had a hard-on. Go ahead on John John, I guess Preachers got to jack off too. lmao

I definitely believe that the two had an affair. I am confused by one point– are those handwritten “Love Notes”??

They look like scanned copies of empty Hallmark cards, however that could be a computer illusion…

Dear Mo’
The Bible, being the final authority for christians, clearly states, “When one of you has a dispute with another believer, how dare you file a lawsuit and ask a secular court to decide the matter instead of taking it to other believers”. I am not accusing anyone of anything nor am I questioning who is a believer and who is not. It is simply the Word of God, stated as is, without any stipulation. Who argues the Word of God? The Bible does not say “Do not go to the doctor, trust Jesus to heal you”, so your isogenic analogy is a bit off. The reason this blog exist is because somewhere and in someway WE are not following God’s direction. We have chosen to do our own thing which always turns out WHACK! Peace to you , Mo. Keep up the good work.

On point Sister Susan!

Please delete anything from my IP address.
Thanks Mo’ You can take your ball and go home now.

Gotta love church folk.

Now, what do you think would have happened had Ms. Lamonthe simply taken this to the church? NOTHING. It would have been hushed, covered up, etc. As it stands, it seems that neither of the parties following GOD, so this matter is not being taken up in GODs court, but in the court of man. And what is church if not also a business, one in which he was her boss, and heabused his position as such. I for one believe her, and believe that this matter should be taken to court.

This site is obviously for entertainment purposes. Nothing serious here.

Certainly not MICHAEL JACKSON (by the way, how’s that whole dead thing working out for you?)

First, lets get the dollars right!! Pastor Jack-Off charged $500K illegally of personal expenses on FAME credit cards. Judge Irma Brown Dillon, Constance Fortune, Melville Perry, and other members of the “self-appointed” Executive Committe agreed to accept $122K in repayment. It is believed that not one dime of the funds has been repaid to the church.

But most important, did “PJ”, and you know which “J” I mean, sexually harrass Rev. Lamothe? Yes, I believe that he did it. He has exhibited a attitude and pattern of greed, excess, devine right, and entitlement from the moment that he and his Concubine, Dennis Brown first set foot on FAME soil. They have been hostile and unavailable to their congregants. And God will not have mercy on their souls until they confess; which they will not, because they are thoroughly evil.
Fitzgerald-Simpson Missionary

I agree with most all the comments above (and suggest immediate mental help for Michael, Tito and whatever other Jackson siblings are in there), but I do have one minor gripe:

Unless I’m misunderstanding the facts, Rev. Sidepiece alleges that she was sexually harasses and entered into this “relationship” to keep her job, that she was a victim of the powerful Rev. Jack Off.

Although that is definitely an abuse of power and illegal, I think she overstates the case by declaring herself a victim who was forced to “compromise my integrity and to compromise my faith. He used his power to force me into a sexual relationship with him…”

At what point does she accept responsibility for the fact that, FOR FOUR YEARS, she was banging this dude, allegedly accepting gifts and whatnot all while standing in church performing ministerial duties and accepting a check for such? Many scriptures come to mind that clearly establish this improper relationship, so is she stating that she held the Armor Bearer book and Rev. J.O. in higher regard than the word of God?

I believe Rev. Jizz is completely foul and out of order, and most likely a criminal, but Rev. Girlfriend would have more sympathy from me if she was more honest about her role and intentions – FOR FOUR YEARS.

@Krystal– and allegedly babysat for the Hunters… I don’t know if I could babysit the kids of the man that I’m terrified of… But once again, I do believe that they certainly had an affair, and my gut feeling said that she tried to break it off and he went crazy on her… but its a tough leap for me to paint the “victimized for four years” picture…

Constance, Constance, Constance GIVE IT UP! The Executive committee and the Hunters had the options of resolving this matter out of court, but you both choose not to discuss the matter with Rev. Lamouth and her attorney, and this is where it all winded up. The Executive Committee and the Hunters knew about all of this mess since before the AME Conference, and refused to talk about it or inform the rest of the Stewards and Trustees about what was going on.
You were holding all of this information until after Conference so no one would know about it and send Hunter back to FAME. THEN! The Hunters and the Executive filed a lawsuit against Brenda first and Brenda in return filed one against the Hunters and FAME. Brenda DID NOT FILE THE FIRST LAW SUITE! If this hurts the church, it’s because the Executive Board and the Hunters made this happen, it is your entire fault.
It has also been evident that whenever a situation comes up with the Hunters, they have one of the Executive Board members speak for them, why do you people do that? Can’t the Hunters speak for them selves? You say you are speaking for the members of FAME, no your not, all you are doing is making the members of FAME look at you guys and shake their heads. All of you on the Executive Committee took that “ARMOR-BEARER CRAP” serious and if Rev. Hunter asks you to do anything he expects it done right away no matter what the cost! So you ARMOR-BEARERS speak for your selves and the Hunter, not for the members of FAME.

Functions of an Armorbearer
- Surrenders completely to his leader, trusting him implicitly and obeying without hesitation his every command.
- Carries out every plan of his leader successfully
- Completes his leaders command perfectly
- Prepares and cares for his leaders belongings
- Anticipates his leader’s needs and demands so as to properly furnish and supply what is needed.
- Exalts, respects, and uplifts his leader at all times
- Works tirelessly and diligently on behalf of his leader, seek ways to advance his welfare and situation
- Fulfills his leader in every way, getting along with him, and making him feel comfortable in giving orders
- Sacrifices his own life and well-being for the betterment of his leader
- Demonstrates total intolerance of any false charge made against his leader
- Forgives his leader for any offense immediately and without harboring resentment or anger
- Demonstrates extreme loyalty to his leader, even unto death
- Esteems his leader as more important than himself

I believe this teaching is one of the most dangerous teachings of the Word of Faith Movement. It fosters spiritually abusive environments where people are controlled and manipulated. This book is one to be used to show others “How to lead people to your cult…” Don’t drink the cool aid!

*standing and applauding Carolyn’s statement*

I agree with you 100%. I’ve seen this armour bearer stuff go so far out of bounds, turning into control, manipulation, abuse, and, let’s call it what it is: IDOLATRY! It is the placing of the pastor in position as an object of worship.

Look at Rev. Girlfriend’s statement: she compromised her faith and what she knew was right in the eyes of God in an effort to please this man (and probably to get “stuff” for herself, but that’s neither here nor there). That, by biblical definition, is idolatry!

I have seen pastors have “ladies in waiting committees” to come to the pastor’s house and pack his (or her) belongings prior to a trip (“Pastor, do you want your blue suit or your gray suit? Do you want these shoes to go with it or the other ones?”), drive him/her to the airport, check him/her in (back in the day when you could do that), carry the bags, then when the pastor returns, this same committee would arrive at the pastor’s house to “air out the house,” provide fresh flowers (at their own expense), cook dinner “so the pastor has a hot meal waiting for him/her when he/she returns from preaching the Word of God to His people,” have the bed covers turned back, a tray prepared to bring the meal up to the pastor, unpack the bags and start the laundry.

I’ve seen a visiting pastor verbally beat a church down for not providing a limo for him to go to his hotel from teh airport, for sending a female pastor to pick him up “because Pastor Sherry can’t carry bags – AND I AIN’T CARRYING NO BAGS EITHER!” He berated the men for not having someone take a day off to pick him up, then made them give an offering to get money for a limo to take him back to the airport – AND THOSE PEOPLE GAVE HIM MONEY AND WERE APOLOGIZING AS THEY WENT AROUND TO GIVE THE MONEY!!!!

This dude is on TV today, running his programs from NYC, still talking the same ‘worship me because I am worthy’ crap.

My parents are pastors and I nearly fainted when I heard all this foolishness! (Me trying to imagine the ugliness if my dad came into his bedroom and one of the church brothas was there packing his bags, asking my dad, “Pastor O, you wanna take the red Fruit of the Loom drawz or just the plain white Hanes?”)

Comical as it is to imagine, it is reflective of the sad state of the church, where pastors are put on pedestals until they believe they are worthy of all the large salaries, perks, and tending to. Being a pastor IS a very hard job that requires countless sacrifices of the pastor and his family, but we really need to take a very hard and serious look at what the position has become and ask God for redirection.

Pastors are supposed to serve the people, not the other way around…. and we wonder why people have lost so much respect for the church.

Armour bearer… a sanctified word for slave and cult follower.

“Wooo-sahhhhhhhh!” *waving my MLK, Jr. funeral home fan at Sister Allen and humming a Negro spiritual*

A heard a friend say Pastor Hunter and Bishop T Wolfie Kirkland are the Bernard Maddofs of the church and are running a ponzi scheme on FAME which has now turned into ENRON!