G.O.M.A.B. Bill Clinton
Look, Mo’Kelly doesn’t make the news, he just reports it.
Click HERE for article…this does NOT seem to be a joke. First Zeta Phi Beta, then Alpha Kappa Alpha…
Phi Beta Sigma…come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Price is Right!
Yes, can’t you hear President Clinton shouting out “Blu Phi” or “G.O.M.A.B.”?!
I just want to see ONE picture of Bill Clinton in his fraternity jacket, his line number on the back, chapter on the left shoulder, crossing date on the right…hugging Sheryl Undersnipes.
Mo’Kelly would pay $1000.00 for that photo!
Story developing!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Audra Shay, DC Young Republicans, GOP, Sean Conner, Young Republicans National Federation
Here’s the backstory…
It’s the scandal that’s rocking your world. If you happen to be young(ish), a recent college grad, a Republican, and a political activist. One of the leading candidates for president of the Young Republicans National Federation is being lambasted for alleged racial and anti-gay prejudices a week before the election. Skeptics detect a “pattern emerging from the fringe of the GOP grassroots.” It’s a sideshow — one that, absent a technological medium to spread word about it and people to summon their outrage, would be nothing more interesting than an internecine political quarrel.
The story is this: friend of candidate “A” posts racist thoughts on candidate A’s Facebook wall. Candidate “A” responds with a “you tell ‘em, LOL” Subsequent to that, it’s discovered that candidate “A” commented beneath a picture of a Halloween festival, “What, no Obama in a noose?” and then wondered whether liberals would get mad if Republicans posted a picture of “homosexuals in a noose,” as a counterweight to a picture she’d seen of Sarah Palin in a noose.
Link to full story HERE.
Clearly, the Republicans (even the youngest of them) don’t “get it.” And the longer they don’t, the closer they move to becoming the modern day version of the extinct Whig Party.
Audra Shay
African-American Sean Conner, (friend of The Mo’Kelly Report) is presently head of the DC Young Republicans and formerly Director of African-American media outreach for the Republican National Committee is not pleased in the least. Today he blasted off the following letter demanding an apology from Audra Shay, presidential candidate, vying to lead the Young Republicans National Federation. His letter is below:
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Dear Audra,
After much thought, I decided that I needed to address the current issues surrounding the upcoming election. For me, it stems from a combination of the new revelations of your comments about hanging the President that have come to light (http://bit.ly/xT6aT) , the agonizingly slow response to the other racist Facebook comments (http://bit.ly/16rXlJ), and what I believe to be a general lack of judgment displayed by a candidate to lead the YRNF in both of these issues. After my simple
Sean Conner
“saddened” comment, your response that I was “not read[ing] the thread properly” was offensive. To try to put the blame on me is just wrong. While it seems easier to explain away both issues versus apologize for them, an apology (as public as the offense and the damage control) is what’s required at this point. While an apology is important, it’s also important to know, even with that apology, your reckless actions hurt the work to ensure the GOP is as diverse as America.
This work is far more important than one YR race. Leaders must stand immediately against racism and bigotry. Otherwise, we suffer a continued narrative of our Party being presented to the very voters who can most benefit from our Party’s principles and policies. When leaders don’t stand up, they must step aside. It is neither personal nor unreasonable. It’s time for you to step aside in light of these developments. It’s the right thing to do.
More broadly, it’s not the damage control that concerns me the most, but the fundamental platform that YR Renewal has put forth on outreach. Nowhere can this be more evident than in your platform where you say, “We have a diverse membership already; we should not be afraid to use them in marketing campaigns and media appearances” (YR Team Renewal Outreach Platform, http://yrrenewal.com/?p=561, accessed 7/2/09). Data doesn’t support a claim like that and goodness knows my experiences as a young, Black Republican in urban America doesn’t either.
For our Party to regain the majority, both in and outside of Washington, DC, it will take a broad diverse coalition of Americans who support our principles. This coalition MUST meaningfully engage African Americans, Hispanics, the young, urban America, and others as well. It’ll be important to continue to strengthen our relationships with those already in the coalition.
Audra, in closing, I came to the Party to advance our ideas, win elections, and make America as good as her promise, not to be used.
Respectfully,
Sean L. Conner
Chairman, DC Young Republicans
CC: YRNF National Committee
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Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Alpha Kappa Alpha, Barbara McKinzie, Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls, Kenitra Shackelford
Official Statement for Mo’Kelly from Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority:
Kenitra Shackelford was a probationary employee of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc., who resigned her position rather than accept a one week suspension for breaking sorority rules. Because Ms. Shackelford has retained an attorney to represent her, we cannot comment further on this matter except to say that the Sorority and its officers have committed none of the wrongs that she claims to have occurred.
Melody M. McDowell
Chief Information Officer
Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.
The Mo’Kelly Report appreciates how quickly the sorority leadership responded directly in regards to this issue. And those who are “unappreciative” of The Mo’Kelly Report, you might want to take note of the quick response. Just a suggestion.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Barbara McKinzie, Bill Clinton, Criminal Girls with 20 Pearls, Friends of the Weeping Ivy, Kenitra Shackelford, Phi Beta Sigma
BREAKING: 7.9.09 3:00pm PDT (In other Greek News) President Clinton set to be inducted into Phi Beta Sigma…NOT a joke. Click HERE.
UPDATE 7.9.09 – 10:00am – Sorority leadership responds and submits statement to The Mo’Kelly Report. Click HERE!
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UPDATE 7.8.09 – 6:40pm PDT. After doing some more research, Mo’Kelly came upon a case in which Barbara McKinzie and AKA were suing a former attorney who represented AKA and continued to get paid, even though her license was no longer valid. The details of the case are arguably unimportant, but what Mo’Kelly ALSO found in the suit is MINDBOGGLING. (But do note that the theme of FINANCIAL MALFEASANCE runs throughout the lawsuit.) There is a recurring theme here. Shackelford is NOT the first to “go there.”
Click HERE for the whole lawsuit. But Mo’Kelly has highlights below.
Stipend Payment to Ms. McKinzie
27. In 2007, due to Ms. McKinzie’s exceptional service and specialized skills as a financial professional, which helped save AKA a substantial sum of money, and in recognition of Ms. McKinzie’s work in increasing the volunteer structure by more than 200 members, the Directorate authorized a stipend payment to Ms. McKinzie in the amount of $250,000. This amount represented a percentage of the savings garnered by Ms. McKinzie for AKA.
28. In addition to the stipend payment described in Paragraph 27, the Directorate also authorized, as a stipend, the funding of pension benefits for Ms. McKinzie, payable at the time of time of retirement.
Mo’Kelly – So the DIRECTORATE is ALSO IN on the sham?! Allegedly McKinzie saved the organization some money, so they just cut her a check for that amount instead of keeping the savings?! (And I bet they still raised dues that year.) Are you serious?! She gets a COMMISSION for saving money (allegedly)?!
But it’s not a “salary” it’s a (one-time) “stipend.”
RIGHT…and hazing is “illegal” too. (WINK, WINK) It’s not really sex if you only put the tip in. He’s not fat, he’s just “big-boned.”
Whatever…
This is what AKA is ADMITTING!
29. In 2007, the Directorate also approved the purchase of a key person term life insurance policy on Ms. McKinzie in the estimated amount of $1,000,000, naming AKA as the beneficiary under the policy
"Barbara is my type of evil"
Uh, the Supreme Basileus has a bounty on her head er uh LIFE INSURANCE policy of $1,000,000?! Who the hell is THAT important to an organization?! Where is Dr. Evil nibbling on his pinky?! ONE MILLION DOLLARS?!
"Barbara is my type of evil"
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Kenitra Shackelford, Director of Meetings/Conferences for Alpha Kappa Alpha’s corporate staff has sent a very ominous “letter” to the Alpha Kappa Alpha Board of Directors…
Well, not her…but HER LAWYER!
Ah suki suki!
The letter details all types of “alleged” financial malfeasance! Great googly moogly!
Mo’Kelly is talking $30,000 on extravagant jewelry.
This isn’t Zeta Phi Beta St. John suits, Mo’Kelly is talking…
Barbara McKinzie
Tiffany, Movado, diamonds and rubies.
This is straight up GANGSTA! Barb McKinzie is taking the whole “pearls” thing a bit too seriously it seems and is trying to buy out the jewelry shops!
Zeta Phi Beta sorority, move over, because the biggest “alleged” crooks are now the pretty girls with 20 pearls. If ANY of this is true, this is straight GANGSTA! Off the chain!
A Mo’Kelly Report EXCLUSIVE!
Click HERE!!! LAWD HAMMERCY!
It’s about to get THICK up in here!
And before Barbara accuses Mo’Kelly of being unfair, you’re welcome to respond and clarify what (if anything) is categorically untrue. You will have full run of The Mo’Kelly Report.
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Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Human Nature, John Mayer, Michael Jackson funeral
I was already a John Mayer fan…but this only solidified it.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Just Because, Michael Jackson Funeral tickets, Mo'Kelly
(Not that Mo’Kelly ‘wanted’ to go or even could go, given the day job responsibilities. But that’s beside the point. The powers that be should have been HONORED to have Mo’Kelly in attendance, or at least extend a ticket or two. The real question is, who will have more people in attendance, Michael Jackson’s funeral or Barack Obama’s inauguration. Don’t laugh…think about it for a moment.)
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Thank you for your registration.
Sorry, we regret to inform you that your registration to attend the Public Memorial Service for Michael Jackson was not selected.
Hundreds of thousands registered, but only a few can be in attendance.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Eli Manning, ESPN, Peyton Manning, Serena Williams, Venus Williams, Wimbledon
Serena Williams
In honor of Serena Williams winning her 3rd Wimbledon (over her sister Venus no less)…it makes it a fitting time to revist an editorial Mo’Kelly wrote on the sibling “supremacy” comparison.
Williams Vs. Manning.
No contest, not even close. Not even on the Mannings’ BEST day is their any comparison. And mind you, this editorial was written AWHILE ago. The only siblings to add to their resumes since then are…
The Williams’…so keep that in mind.
The following editorial was written last year, almost to the day. I guess one could say it’s an annual event to heap praise upon the Williams sisters. They have in fact EARNED it…annually no less.
Also keep in mind, Serena’s win in 2009 is a rematch of LAST YEAR’S final, won by Venus. There’s no comparison here, not even close. No disrespect to the Mannings for they did not invite this comparison. This is for ESPN and the subsequent fools who did and their collective non-recognition of greatness in the process.
ESPN Poll Exposes Realities of Race in America 7.5.2008
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 2nd AME, 5th District, AME Exposed, Brookins AME, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Dr. Frederick O. Murph, T. Larry Kirkland
The Rev. Dr. Frederick O. Murph appeared on the nationally syndicated Al Sharpton radio show to discuss the passing of Michael Jackson and his book The Power of Spiritual Thought: You Are What You Think.
What you won’t hear is the off-air discussion of the widening AME controversy and how it’s picking up national steam.
Folks from coast to coast are talking. A year ago, folks wanted to make out Dr. Murph to be a social pariah. Now he’s on national radio? The truth is coming out.
Rev. Dr. Frederick O. Murph on Al Sharpton’s national radio show…a “coincidence?”
Don’t bet on it…
Let’s just say that there will be a part II to discuss “other” issues in the future. Sharpton subtly indicates as such in the interview. You can’t keep everything hidden in the dark, it eventually comes to light.
People are talking. More than that…people are now listening…
Click HERE
For more information, click HERE
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Prodigy
Y’all won’t believe half the stuff Mo’Kelly gets in his email. Let this be a small sample of the foolishness that graces Mo’Kelly’s inbox. Here it is in all of its gory splendor. Mo’Kelly has not changed one word, but did decide to highlight some of the more hilarious parts…
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Prodigy Reacts To Michael Jackson’s Death From Behind Bars
(Mo’Kelly – Since when do rappers in jail need to release statements? Shouldn’t JAIL be the focus of one’s attention?! And yes, the title above is the title to the actual press release…JAIL is featured. Less publicist and more LAWYER Prodigy.)
Shared from XXLmag.com – http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=50734
The Mobb Deep rapper points to his “infamous” summer jam image as proof that he was a huge MJ fan.
Prodigy, one half of Infamous rap duo Mobb Depp, recently spoke with XXLMag.com to give his thoughts on Michael Jackson’s passing.
P, who is currently serving time behind bars for a gun conviction, apparently had a chance to catch Sunday night’s (June 28) BET Awards, a show that quickly became a MJ tribute with several artists, including host Jamie Foxx, paying respect to the late King of Pop.” Shout out to Jamie Foxx, he did a good job with the BET Awards,” P said.
(Yes, nothing like shout outs from the “homies” in the pen. Nothing like penitentiary validation. And so much for rehabilitation of prisoners…they have BET in the PEN?! We’re doomed.)
One of the remarks Foxx made in particular struck a chord with the Queens rapper. “He said everybody used to dress like Michael Jackson when they was a little kid,” Prodigy noted, bringing up the time that Jay-Z exposed a photo of him as a child dressed up like MJ, in order to discredit the MC. “You know I like that part ’cause certain niggas ‘Oh yeah Prodigy had the ‘Beat It’ jacket on when he was eight years old,’ like tryna discredit me like there’s something wrong with that. Nah ain’t nothing wrong with that and everybody knows and it’s sad that Michael Jackson had to die but now everybody’s professing ‘oh I loved Michael Jackson when I was little too.’ Oh now it’s okay.”
(My Lord, is there a rapper or professional athlete out there who knows how to conjugate the verb IS…damn, it’s your BIRTH language!!!)
‘I WAS‘
‘You WERE‘
‘We WERE‘
“Rest in peace, Michael Jackson,” he added. “Cause I damn sure thought I was Michael when I was a little kid. I wanted to be Michael Jackson, I wanted to be a celebrity like Michael. He did a lotta things I ain’t agree with later on in life but overall that was a good muthafucka right there. That was an excellent person, with his music and what he contributed to the music world. Perfect, excellent.”
- XXLmag.com – Max G with reporting by Clover Hope
(See, if you’re going to offer “quotes” for reprint, and offer “thoughts” you might want to be half way articulate. HALF WAY. Then again. He’s in jail for a reason, and it wasn’t because of his sparkling intellect. Maybe someone should be more concerned with getting out of jail and getting his life right instead of releasing statements from general population. Under no circumstances will ignorance be rewarded in The Mo’Kelly Report)
